I’m going to try and make my blog a little different. I don’t really
understand how to use them or the point of them so I’m going with the flow and
trying this. I’ll list some things I like and don’t like and write a little
about those, that way its not super boring and you can learn some real things
about me and not just where I am from or how old I am.
Likes:
Calculators – math already sucks enough, if we had to do the long
division of some of these problems, nobody would graduate, ever.
Space – Living with a roommate is cool and all, but in the same room all
the time, is a little too close. Sometimes I want to pick a booger or readjust
the goods and not have to worry about another dude being next to me.
Technology – It makes everything so much easier, I can’t remember the
last time I had to actually hand-write a paper. Or even call 411 and get
charged an extra couple bucks to find out where the closest Lazer Tag is. I
just want to dominate little kids on their birthday and lazer tag is one of the
only places I can do that.
Pasta – its $1 for a pound of food. You serious? Plus it comes in all kinds of shapes, and if there is one thing I enjoy, its a variety of shapes when I eat.
Chicken – You can have it as a pet, you can call someone it, or you can
cook it and put it on anything or dip it in any sauce and its good. Very
versatile food and I appreciate that.
Gym – It’s a place where a bunch of dedicated people gather to better
themselves. It’s also a place where you can take your mind off of everything.
Plus you feel tough throwing around metal things.
Holidays – It’s an excuse to drink regardless what day it is and there
is always a cool story behind why we get that day off.
Youtube – you can learn how to do almost anything or you can watch a guy
pretend he’s a snake making snake noises, which everyone is down to watch.
Tempur Pedic Pillows – They mold to your head, so if you’re still
complaining your not comfortable, maybe you just have a weird shaped head.
Jokes – theres nothing like a perfectly executed joke. You know the one
that after someone says it your like “shit I wish I thought of that”
Dislikes:
Typing without autocorrect – I’ve never felt dumber in my life. Nobody
begins sentences with capitals or uses capital I’s anymore. Those little red
and green squiggly lines under your mistakes is a beautiful thing.
Dubsteb without vocals – You can only enjoy the same exact noise looped
for so long…
Facebook News Feed – I don’t care who you are friends with now. I don’t
care if you liked a picture. I don’t care what song you are listening to. And
if I see another post that uses the pound sign then says something that makes
no sense I’m going to delete that person. #yournotcool
Fast food mess ups – I said a hamburger with no cheese. That implies
twice that I didn’t want cheese because hamburgers don’t come with cheese, but
to help you out I specified I wanted no cheese, yet you still put cheese on my
value burger.
Name games – I can barely remember a name after a quick introduction,
some little game isn’t going to somehow enable me to remember 30 names at once.
I do like games though, just not this one.
Awkward moments that didn’t have to be awkward moments – Yeah I get it,
we don’t know each other and we are walking toward each other pretending we are
texting or looking somewhere else. But when you actually get next to the
person, say something, depending on what you say I probably wont bite you.
“Sucks to suck” – I already didn’t like the phrase but one day I was
walking to my room with a large amount of groceries, I was almost to the gate
and 3 girls are walking through it, look at me struggling, then proceed to walk
through the gate, letting it lock. You know what one of them had the nerve to
say after that? You guessed it. “Sucks to suck” Now if you say that, I think
you are that girl and I don’t like you.
These are some of the things I think about.
